Reading Fan Fics Like:
Drunk in Looooove:
And then Reality Hits:
Looking at the Show Writers Like:
"Tell her the Truth!’
Bruh…depressed danny is making me depressed…like I’m giving myself massages…pacing…like Danny is playing with my emotions. Danny sweetie, honey you did not kill pimping desai okay it was clearly self defense if you had not listened to that one individual ( not naming anyone) JO!… you wouldn’t be in this hot mess. The boy got me out here stressing . Danny stated one truth tonight..his own enemy is himself.
" Try not to blink…and you’ll find me!"
Attention…the ghost of Clara and Judy past claims that they have Lacey’s story line ya. In that half a millisecond Lacey had on the screen she was flawless of course..and that’s when you know that her character has so much potential because even when I see her when I’m not trying to blink she slays and delivers. That one scene where that one guy stated he believed that Danny was innocent all along, Lacey was all like back space, delete…umm where the dafuq you been?
"If you ain’t talking money, I don’t wanna talk."
Karen is a boss ass bitch and I don’t care what anyone says. Karen was like I want my money and I need it now( she reminded me of that one GJ Wentworth commercial lmao)…she all about that mula ( She was too ready for pimping Desai to get buried like dammm). If you ain’t talking money… then bitch swerve. When she told Tess to get out I was out my seat clapping for Karen because just like Lacey she was handling business… like yes shaddy tess to left you go…shoo flew. When Karen threw that casserole I was rolling like omg she threw the casserole… lord Jesus not the CASSEROLE ( is it bad that I wanted Karen to you know land a little of punches here in there at Tess I mean).
"Let my family and I control the show!"
Fans: Less Jo pretty please with a cherry on top?
Writers: More Jo?
Fans: No less Jo!
Writers: So what you are really trying to say is..you need more Jo…
Fans: Bruh..Less Jo or nah
Writers: Okay the fans have spoken..more Jo it is…Tonight’s going to be exciting #BestEpisodeEver!!!
I’m still cackling about this girl talking about all she wants is the truth…ooh when Lacey finds out( wait…if we even get a scene of her reaction)…Turn Up.
This whole episode I seriously sat there yelling my TV:
"TELL HER!" "OMG TELL HER!" "DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HER! ( I mean I can get all Olivia pope on them..its been handled)"
Dude the beginning had me swinging but wait when I’m thinking Lacey is going to finally ride her surfboard tonight..Jo cock blocks without even being there. The frustration is unbelievable…every time Lacey is about to grain on that wood..swerve on that body some shit goes down..like dam they got me out here acting like Jo ( and I clearly do not appreciate that at all) thirsty for some dam Dacey scenes. But we will never get the Dacey scenes we deserve Danny gets through what happened and he starts being honest with Lacey. Like you guys know I ship this couple all day everyday but you NEED trust in a relationship. I know at the end Danny says he’s protecting Lacey but dude you need to let Nancy Drew do her thing..she got this.
"Oh my God Danny, we were just playing."
I see you green grove..I see you…Fake ass school with some fake ass people. I knew this would happen. Green Grove need to swerve…like danny did in that preview (all I was thinking about that moment was…nooo danny but umm you didn’t really take drivers ED so umm yeah..Danny got his license ya!). That one boy that came and asked Danny for lunch money…I had the straightest face…please dismiss yourself. Did you see when that girl licked her lips when Danny came in…oh lawd.
"Hello I’m Kyle Masterson, and I have shady wife."
Shaddy Tess knew damm well pimping desai was not only there for her when she needed him..she got the D. I don’t know who she is trying to fool. Kyle needs to just be like:
Danny doesn’t need your pity Green grove.When Danny pulls out that $10 million…they are gonna be throwing petals at his feet…green Grove is going to be on some best friend shit with Danny. Danny better be like:
Mofos never loved us…but wait umm Vikram…self defense or nah?
Umm you guys when did Danny learn to drive…in juvie or nah? But wait…when did Danny even get a License? Dafuq. Danny needs to come clean because this is really beating him up and I hate to see Danny like this, he needs to go to Chief Masterson (with the support of Jo or not) and tell him what happened, it was self defense…I mean hasn’t he learned about how much damage secrets can do. Danny needs to start taking control of his life and not letting others control for him.
Cole called Lacey a bad ass for getting shit done…my dawg! But Sarita had me dying though…still a bitch. In the beginning of the episode I just wanted to hug Lacey man my baby was in pain…I was waiting on the hashtag of #PoorLacey to appear on my screen but you know what I’m not even mad cause Lacey trended anyways and she’s not a victim.I know some people were saying that Lacey was acting too desperate… but the girl is 16, she’s drunk in love, all she wanted to do was ride her surfboard…is that really too much to ask for? But when don’t fuck with me Lacey came back I gave her a standing ovation because she needed to put Jo and Danny in their place the ghost Judy and Clara past would be so proud ( or would they) Lacey was pointing fingers at Jo…good times. Also, I still don’t understand why Lacey has to always apologize to Jo.
I had to call life alert on the last three minutes because I had fallen and I couldn’t get up. Lacey loved Danny since they were little…I knew it! Lacey needs to let Danny finish his sentences though. I just don’t understand why he won’t just tell Lacey what happened, I know he might be scared for her reaction but I think he should respect her enough to tell her and let her handle it on her own. That kiss was everything! I was thinking about that scene where Danny told Jo to leave and she didn’t and I was thinking about if it was Lacey who was there that night, she would have bounced out of there so fast like there was no tomorrow…remember in Connecticut when that security guard came outside and how fast Lacey jump into her car and was ready to peace the fuck out?
Bitch got caught…she wasn’t ready.
kyle had Tess like:
Season 1A: Tess you need to check your husband.
Season 1B: Kyle you need to check your shady wife.
Bruh I was jumping up in down when Tess got caught…her lies finally caught up with her ( she had me rolling my eyes when she broke the vase…bitch its already been done breaking vases won’t change your shadiness). Dude I felt so bad for kyle when he was like “I’m your husband!” Kyle man your wife has been acting up with that Desai D.